Wit

Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. Karl Max

Sarcasm

Oxymoron

Some examples of oxymorons are: student teacher, taped live, unbiased opinion, genuine imitation, seriously funny, and exact estimate.

Exaggeration

This is an example of exaggeration. It is exaggerating the growing rate of obesity in the population.

Introduction

I'm Emily Houston and I'm a senior at Anderson High School. I'm a senior and I hope to attend University of Cincinnati next year. I plan on majoring in Graphic Design. I'm going to do horse work as a hobby too. I stay busy after school every day working and riding at the stables.